Jim Fishwick – Jetpack Theatre

The Museum of This Morning

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Five comedians. One betrayal.

We solemnly swear we are up to no good.

It’s the final rehearsal for your school’s production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Places everyone!

Distract guards. Avoid cameras. Fool alarms. Dodge lasers. Steal art.

You’ve now got every song in recorded history available in the palm of your hand. What are you going to listen to first?

“By our powers combined…”

“I suggest you take two running jumps and go straight to hell”

“Our brains are ambassadors to the rest of the world, but they do more than that.”

“Perhaps it is we who need saving. Perhaps we are the abnormal ones.”